Sunday, February 28, 2010

Rockin' Jake Band

These guys played "down the ocean" this past week. I did not see them, but I may just have to take a ride, if they get back this way again.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Bill Cosby Snaps At Publicist ?

We just don't get it, do we?
Why is this episode thusly titled?
This is why things in this country will never, ever get any better.
The message is muddled by what the press and this "American Idol Fascination" of a country thinks is important.
I heard the real message loud and clear. Did you?
Thank you, Mr. Cosby, for speaking the truth.
I am sorry that the message here is that you snapped at someone.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Loco Boy Makes Good!

Should read "Local", but I could not avoid the Three Stooges reference!
Besides, that is some damn crazy gee-tar pickin'.

"Sunshine of Your Love" - Instrumental (Long Intro)

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Mark Your Calendars

The album will be released on March 9, 2010.


"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans".

Pole Dancing

The fad that is sweeping the nation!

After The Bus Fight: The Principals Speak Out

"Hey, Old Man Winter...BLOW ME!!!"

(from the Blizzard of Ozz)

Sunday, February 21, 2010

More Jessie's Girl

Thanks to Bluelight Special, I can't get this song outta my head.
Oh well, it is a frickin' good song!

Will You Be There?

Saturday, February 20, 2010

It's A Great Day

(Not to whoop somebody's ass) to attend The Brumbley Haiti Relief Concert at the WY&CC. Two Shows (12-4 & 5:30-9:30) and six local bands for only a suggested $10 donation. See ya there!

Friday, February 19, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Advice For Tiger (and the rest of us)

Life is a game that can't be won. Only played.

You Can't Get That Stuff No More

The Brumbley Haiti Relief Concert

February 20,2010
2 Shows:
12-4 & 5:30-9:30

I don't know who these characters are in this promotional, but the guy in the back with the wool cap looks like he would rather be somewhere else (like playing a guitar at the Wicomico Youth & Civic Center this Saturday).

Maybe he will provide the bass line for this song.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Prostitutes 4 Charity

It appears that my recent post entitled, "No Christmas Present For You" has stirred up the Postal Service. According to my Sitemeter stats, I am on course to have a record day. And 90% of my visitors are honing in on that one post.
To set the record straight, I did receive my mail yesterday. And the carrier actually removed both ass cheeks from the truck, because I saw a boot print in the snow bank in front of my mailbox. By measuring the depth of the impression, I was able to calculate the gross tonage of the mailperson to be approximately 314 lbs. I guess that they send the lard asses out when the roads are snowy for the extra weight, so the trucks don't get stuck.
With this in mind, I would now like to piss off the prostitution industry. How will I know if I do? When my Sitemeter stats indicate that 90% of my visitors are coming from the public library!

...come St. Valentine's Day

Saturday, February 13, 2010

The Low Spark Of High-Heeled Boys

Traffic (1972)

No Christmas Present For You!

Due to the ever mounding of snow surrounding my mailbox, the mailperson refuses to deliver my mail. All she has to do is take one step out of her jeep to access the box, but she won't do it. I called her supervisor about this and he said that she is following policy. Article 6, subsection 4 of the "Rural Carrier's Handbook" states that 'one cheek of your ass must remain on the seat at all times'.
So, until the USPS employs people with longer arms or fatter asses, I guess that I will have to wait until Spring to get my mail.

Friday, February 12, 2010

A Tribute



Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Myron Cohen

Oh Boy!

Jim Kosek was placed in a straight jacket and taken to a mental hospital this morning after the first snowflake fell outside the studio. He chose to go "Ned Flanders",aka kicking and screaming.

Thanks A Lot, Son!

This is priceless! No, not the painting, but the comment.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Blogger in Need.

I would just like to let everyone know that a fellow blogger and his wife lost their house, possessions and possibly a cat to a fire in Delmar last Saturday night.
Howard, who writes the blog, Delmar DustPan is currently staying in an area motel.
He has not asked for any help that I am aware of, but as a blogger, I would like to pass this along. We gotta take care of our own.

Let It Rain. I Don't Have To Shovel Rain!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Super Bowl Halftime Show Rehearsal

The Who, along with their massive entourage, prepare for last night's 12 minutes of music. Sans makeup of course.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

You Tell 'Em, Satchmo!

Digging Out

I just came back in for a lengthy break from Round #1 of "Save the Toyota". I started at my front door and after an hour of hoeing and shoveling, I have made it to the driveway. Round #2 will definitely be the back breaker of this ordeal. I parked at the end of the driveway, but there is a 3-4 foot drift between what I have cleared and my vehicle. Luckily the Sun is my friend(updates throughout the day)!

Round #2:
I have successfully dug a path from the top of the driveway to my automobile.
There was 3.75 inches of fluff on top of 3.75 inches of hard crust on top of 2.77 inches of icy slush(sounds like a froofy drink) for a grand total of 7.77 inches. The next and final round may be the killer. Talk at ya'll later.

Round #3:
I am finished. I am out in the street! And that's a good thing, 'cause there's a party.....'!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Shout Out to the Gov.

I just saw a short clip on The Weather Channel featuring our own Martin O'Malley that made me chuckle.
He was a little pissed at the people who were out on the roads in the middle of the blizzard.
His rant went something like this:

"Anyone with even an ounce of common sense would not go swimming during a hurricane. So why would anyone with even an ounce of common sense be out driving today!"

Why? I think the Governor answered his own question.

*(denotes credit due)

*from Stetson Kennedy @ Progressive Delmarva

Classic Rock Served Here

Seeing that 98.5/Big Classic Rock is off the air, I guess that it is up to me to dish out your daily grub.
This top 10 of all-time Rock classics is not my personal favorites, but I have no problem with any of these songs in a best of. Any thoughts on your top ten? The second video would have to be included in any best of compilation if I was doing it.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Super Bowl Memories

I am not sure if this was the Super Bowl that we were "snowed in" on Regency Drive or not, but I am going with it any way, due to the weather conditions at the moment. Maybe my daughter can refresh my memory.

Be Prepared

Adult Beverages-check
Nicotine Transfer Devices-check
Mucho "D" Batteries-check
Alternative Heat Source-maybe...

I never did get that kerosene heater that my ex-mother-in-law offered. That is the only worry that I have with this snowstorm that will envelope the area until this time tomorrow. If it was just me, I would be able to adjust if my all electric house went dark,cold and quiet. However, with my 90 year old mother living with me, things are not all that easy to just get up and go.
If I lose power for any length of time, I may have to take my old friend up on her offer. She has a 4-wheel drive vehicle and a house with a generator. She offered to provide us a safe haven if worse came to worst. That is the kind of person that she is.
Hopefully, the storm will spare us here on the lower shore and I will be able to get to work tomorrow and to DRH's Super Bowl Party on Sunday. I have had enough bad luck this year. I need things to start going my way for a change.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

What Next?

If I didn't have any bad luck, I would not have any luck at all!
2010 sucks!
First, my car battery dies and leaves me stranded. Then, my heat pump malfunctions. Next my water conditioner fails. Now, I have a busted pipe under my house.
When will it all end!

Coming To A Super Bowl Party Near You!

You Talkin' To Me?

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

What Was The Best Concert That You Ever Attended?

My answer would have to be Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band (River Tour) on Nov.23,1980 at the Cap Centre in Landover,MD. The following video was taken the next evening, but what is 24 hours in the course of 30 years, but a mere technicality.

Those F@#$ers!

I am pissed off at the USPS!
Not only did my rural route carrier rip the door off of my mailbox, the bitch refuses to close the now gerry rigged closure.
I will be installing a new box shortly, but with inclement weather, work, snow shoveling, water conditioner problems, dentist appts. etc., it may take a few days.
Common sense should tell you that if you open the should then close it.
Dumb, f@#$ing, stupid Government employee!
No wonder we are losing the game to China.

Petty Cash,Petty Sh*t

Our taxes are done and ready for pickup. I am getting back about a grand and child is getting back about a C-note and a half(after paying off Massholes). I will suck up the fee, as I am not in as much need of a cash infusion as said previous dependent. However, if shit does not stop breaking down at my homestead(this time it is the water conditioner)I may need a loan from a rich reader or two.
Seriously folks, as long as I do not break down in any form or fashion, I can deal with the "petty" shit!

A Little Groundhog Day Music, Please.

Monday, February 1, 2010


Welcome Back WHIT(as promised)

The memories of a man in his old age

Are the deeds of a man in his prime.
You shuffle in the gloom of a sick room
And talk to yourself as you die.